Seventy year old former Velvet Underground member, John Cale is preparing to release his new album, Shifty Adventures In Nookie Wood. Yes, a 70 year old man is using the word “nookie” in his album title. If that is not bad enough, his new single is in luxurious SMS language, “I Wanna Talk 2 U.” Apparently the record label would not let him add an “lolz” or “:-P” after that. Surprisingly the song is fairly good, along the same lines as Lou Reed or Leonard Cohen. It is produced by Danger Mouse.